Shemesh (Uza’s younger and fiestier sister) doesn’t like skinny people. No meat for a proper bite, poor bones, lack of vitamins, what have you. Particularly when it comes to stupid clothes hangers such as Gisele, who had the audacity to blame Welker for the Pats loss to the G-men. So, in perfect timing, Shemesh was happy to find out that a British lingerie company chose a voluptuous, curvy, full-bodied model to be its new face (and body) (link)
To celebrate this occasion, and in anticipation of a brutal cage match between Moore and Bündchen, in which the latter will get disfigured and be taught a lesson not to bad mouth others, here’s the most appropriate song I can think of for that event
Foxy Shazam – I like it (2012)
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